I want to be an equal, but I won’t work late nights or night shifts because I am a girl!!!
I want to be an equal, but don’t ask me to do physically challenging jobs because, hey, I’m delicate!!!
I want to be an equal, but you should surprise me with gifts and pay for every dinner date we have. I’m allowed to not extend the same courtesy your way. We were made to be pampered! DUHHHH!!!
I want to be an equal, but you better make the first move if you wish to know me. We don’t do all that!
I want to be an equal, but I won’t ever go down on one knee for you or give the ring first. I will, instead, throw subtle hints your way till the “rock” comes out!
I want to be an equal, but please open every door that comes my way. That’s chivalry, you see? Of course, if you so much as ask me to make breakfast for you, you are such a typical SEXIST and a royal, glaring chauvinist!
I want to be an equal, but it is up to me whether I want to earn or no. Being breadwinner? NOOOO way!!! That’s YOUR responsibility. I have a choice. You SO don’t! BUUhhahahahahahahhaaaa!!!!
I want to be an equal, but I will make fun of you every time you wear flowery prints or pinks. Those are “our” colors.
I want to be an equal, but… “ummmm did you burp the baby?”. Yes. I don’t trust you to be as good as me at parenting. Forget being better than me!!! I pledge to remove faults in everything you do!
How do I have the right to fight for equality???
If you are a woman who can read this and say, “This is so not me!”, you are already an equal and more, without having to shout it out from rooftops!
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